"Here I am, This is me, There's nowhere else on earth I'd rather be"
--Bryan Adams
There's nowhere else on earth I'd rather be. Being a hedonist, i fancy being immersed in my pleasures.
And for whatever reason i am here tagging my pleasures, i am not liking it. Well, Pleasures are a secret!!
Guess why? Simple!! Cause, this is not any pleasure. And if you are dying to know as to who bullied me in to this, then You better ask Survon.
God forgive her, because i AM NOT going to. She doesn't know what she is doing (Re-iterating same words as Jesus did,during his crucification)
"Name 10 of life's simple pleasures that you like the most, then pick 10 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative; try not to use things that someone else has already used."
So here is the much wanted dossier on this hedonist indulged in true pleasure. Here is what the Royal Bengal tiger likes to be with
1) Talking. I love talking. I can talk (I meant, i can talk "sense") for hours altogether. Any listeners?
2) Eating. Just cannot resist. Call me a gourmet. (I am strictly against eating Monkey Brains)
3) Medidating (aka Sleeping)
4) Outdoor Games. Be it any game, i am in for it. Survon bullies this sportsman saying that "you are too serious on a sportsfield, you always want to win". I asked, "show me one person who wants to lose?". She was MUM. :-) I can lose to my wife/girl friend and kids only, nowhere else :-)
5) Photography. I love being with my two bags full of cameras. Oh sorry, thats misphrasing. I have two bags, the cameras are so big that the bags look full. Thats more like it!!
6) Travelling. be it India or Abroad, you always have me in your gang, when you are travelling or even talking about travel. Oh yes, that reminds me, I love TALKING
7) Getting Bullied. I am getting used to getting bullied. Infact thats my favourite pasttime these days. Ask Survon.
8) Idling. Lying like a dead fish, dreaming, thinking, philosophies, in a trance. Bet, thats a lot of work.
9) Cooking. I can cook everything other than Round Shaped Roti's. That doesn't mean that you are invited to my place for dinner.
10)Socialising. Now this one is a real sitter. I am giving ideas to you folks, but i don't mind. Yeah, i am good and happy with any and every kind of socialising. I am very much a social animal. Wanna Try?
Now that i am done with it, I don't want to victimise anyone passing over the onus of listing their pleasures :-)
Whoa!! I am breaking a Chain Reaction. Got Guts, Baby!!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Dare to send me a forward again??
Once upon a time, Survon sent me a forwarded email. That was the last email that she had ever forwarded to anyone. Don't ask me why, better go through this.
----- Message from Survonon Mon, 9 Oct 2006 09:10:25 -0700 (PDT) -----
To: Close2Reality@ZZZ.com
Subject: Fwd: Agree? hehe......
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
........................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
........................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.......................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
........................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
........................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
........................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
........................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.......................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
........................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.......................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
........................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
........................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
........................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.......................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
........................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
........................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
........................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
---------Close2Reality@ZZZ.com Replied-------------------------
Agreed
Looks like, this content below reflect all charismatic philosophies of your life, in particular
I guess you are at your WORK-STATION now, Where your WORK has stopped, right?
Now i know as to why you get in to sleep every now and then, you are catching up with your dreams for the future, aren't you? This explains why you are such a lazy bu*, you never risk to get in to hard work, who knows it might kill. No doubts that "works fascinates you", you can stare at me working for hours. Quite possible that you were not ruined from your toddler days, I blame it all to education. It all shows your reluctance to do any-work with perfection. "Nobody's Perfect", huh!!
I have seldom come across bright faces like yours. ahem!! only till you had opened your mouth. I didn't know that all your love for animals were because of your cullinary tastes. "Tasty", erghhhhhh.
So this was the secret why you put off work everyday and not wait for "tomorrow"? And lastly, I have this strong feeling, now that you have your mastercard and visa, can you be generous enough to give me all your Money?
I didn't know this day would be such a Milestone when i would come to know so much about "You" and "Yourself". I am not sure, if you had this much of an insight to critically look in to yourself. I am glad that i have assisted. If you happened to know more about yourself only today, then i say, "don't get overwhemled with this mamoth discovery of information". I can be instrumental in digging more staggering facts later.
Try to have a good time for the rest of the day. You need more than good luck for it!!
Ciao
----- Message from Survon
To: Close2Reality@ZZZ.com
Subject: Fwd: Agree? hehe......
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
........................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
........................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.......................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
........................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
........................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
........................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
........................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.......................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
........................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.......................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
........................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
........................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
........................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.......................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
........................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
........................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
........................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
---------Close2Reality@ZZZ.com Replied-------------------------
Agreed
Looks like, this content below reflect all charismatic philosophies of your life, in particular
I guess you are at your WORK-STATION now, Where your WORK has stopped, right?
Now i know as to why you get in to sleep every now and then, you are catching up with your dreams for the future, aren't you? This explains why you are such a lazy bu*, you never risk to get in to hard work, who knows it might kill. No doubts that "works fascinates you", you can stare at me working for hours. Quite possible that you were not ruined from your toddler days, I blame it all to education. It all shows your reluctance to do any-work with perfection. "Nobody's Perfect", huh!!
I have seldom come across bright faces like yours. ahem!! only till you had opened your mouth. I didn't know that all your love for animals were because of your cullinary tastes. "Tasty", erghhhhhh.
So this was the secret why you put off work everyday and not wait for "tomorrow"? And lastly, I have this strong feeling, now that you have your mastercard and visa, can you be generous enough to give me all your Money?
I didn't know this day would be such a Milestone when i would come to know so much about "You" and "Yourself". I am not sure, if you had this much of an insight to critically look in to yourself. I am glad that i have assisted. If you happened to know more about yourself only today, then i say, "don't get overwhemled with this mamoth discovery of information". I can be instrumental in digging more staggering facts later.
Try to have a good time for the rest of the day. You need more than good luck for it!!
Ciao
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