----- Message from Survon
To: Close2Reality@ZZZ.com
Subject: Fwd: Agree? hehe......
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
---------Close2Reality@ZZZ.com Replied-------------------------
Agreed
Looks like, this content below reflect all charismatic philosophies of your life, in particular
I guess you are at your WORK-STATION now, Where your WORK has stopped, right?
Now i know as to why you get in to sleep every now and then, you are catching up with your dreams for the future, aren't you? This explains why you are such a lazy bu*, you never risk to get in to hard work, who knows it might kill. No doubts that "works fascinates you", you can stare at me working for hours. Quite possible that you were not ruined from your toddler days, I blame it all to education. It all shows your reluctance to do any-work with perfection. "Nobody's Perfect", huh!!
I have seldom come across bright faces like yours. ahem!! only till you had opened your mouth. I didn't know that all your love for animals were because of your cullinary tastes. "Tasty", erghhhhhh.
So this was the secret why you put off work everyday and not wait for "tomorrow"? And lastly, I have this strong feeling, now that you have your mastercard and visa, can you be generous enough to give me all your Money?
I didn't know this day would be such a Milestone when i would come to know so much about "You" and "Yourself". I am not sure, if you had this much of an insight to critically look in to yourself. I am glad that i have assisted. If you happened to know more about yourself only today, then i say, "don't get overwhemled with this mamoth discovery of information". I can be instrumental in digging more staggering facts later.
Try to have a good time for the rest of the day. You need more than good luck for it!!
Ciao
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As if I'm the author!!??
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